Mr. Truelove & Nopomo tape release w_Speaker Music.Naano Tani &
Mar
7
8:00 PM20:00

Mr. Truelove & Nopomo tape release w_Speaker Music.Naano Tani &

Embalming Lately invites you to celebrate the release of two fresh cassettes from the freshest__ Mr. Truelove (NYC) & Nopomo (PGH).

___$10___
__both cassettes available for $5(ea) this night only!__

~~Mr. Truelove
https://embalminglately.bandcamp.com/album/my-murder

~~Nopomo
https://soundcloud.com/nopomo
https://embalminglately.bandcamp.com/album/arborizing-pachinko-mist


~~Speaker Music
https://soundcloud.com/speakermusic

~~Naano Tani
https://soundcloud.com/uuu_uuu

~~Dime
https://soundcloud.com/mind-club-worldwide/dime-a-jawns-dilemma

~~Syanide
https://soundcloud.com/idkyoudontouchme

~~Axine M
https://soundcloud.com/ccarbonccopy

~~DJ Help
https://soundcloud.com/dj_help

~~Christ Harp
https://soundcloud.com/christharpp

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Shimmer/Forced Into Femininity{CHI}/Macho Blush{TX}/Sunk Heaven
Mar
23
8:00 PM20:00

Shimmer/Forced Into Femininity{CHI}/Macho Blush{TX}/Sunk Heaven

MARCH 23, an evening with...

SHIMMER discombobulated noise-y rock n roll
https://dropmedium.bandcamp.com/album/shimmer

FORCED INTO FEMININITY aggro performance art and noises from CHICAGO
https://popnihil.bandcamp.com/album/erraticism

MACHO BLUSH confusing collaged experimental from TEXAS
https://machoblush.bandcamp.com

SUNK HEAVEN dramatic patchwork noise
https://ramplocal.bandcamp.com/album/fey-devil

at SECRET PROJECT ROBOT
8PM
$TEN BONES$
21+ (sorry)

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Satanic Abortion/Stress Orphan/Negation/Roman Master/Compactor+
Mar
31
7:00 PM19:00

Satanic Abortion/Stress Orphan/Negation/Roman Master/Compactor+

Chthonic Streams presents a night of extreme sounds:

SATANIC ABORTION (Omaha NE)
Noise-and-Drums Grindcore duo https://satanicabortionfuckyou.bandcamp.com

STRESS ORPHAN
Harsh Noise
https://stressorphan.bandcamp.com/

NEGATION (NYC/PVD)
Dynamic Electronic Noise
https://soundcloud.com/negationnyc

ROMAN MASTER (Minneapolis MN)
Dungeon Synth
https://moonworshipper.bandcamp.com/album/roman-master-3

COMPACTOR
Rhythmic Noise
http://compactor.bandcamp.com

IMMINENT DEATH
Death Industrial/Power Electronics
https://youtu.be/TmGlLn4vHZ0

$10 / 7pm-Midnight

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Rosa Anschuetz, Bernard Herman, Reaches, Seize the Memes of Production and Adam Endres
Feb
14
8:00 PM20:00

Rosa Anschuetz, Bernard Herman, Reaches, Seize the Memes of Production and Adam Endres

Bernard Herman https://soundcloud.com/bernardherman

Seize the Memes of Production!! A meme game show Hosted by: I'm Going to Marry Your Dad and Percy Nichols!!! With celebrity guest judge: MEMETIDES!!!!!!!

Rosa Anschütz (from Berlin)
https://soundcloud.com/rosanschuetz

How to Have Fun While Still Hating the World by Adam Endres

Reaches iloveyou.bandcamp.com

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Black and Beautiful
Feb
13
8:00 PM20:00

Black and Beautiful

Kamra Sadia Hakim, Keiyaa, Isa Reyes, and Crystal Simone celebrate their Blackness and beauty on stage for Black history month! Come support Black women. Pay Black women. Love us. We do the most for ya'll! ♥

Kamra Hakim aka Priestess Power is an experimental soul singer pushing on boundaries of sonic exploration by using music as a tool to communicate liminal messages.

Keiyaa is a singer and producer, poet, and instrumentalist whose work explores Black American female identity and seeks to honor and experiment with black sonic traditions.

Crystal Simone aka cryscross is the Afrofuturist babe who remains down to earth. She is a DJ and graphic designer. As a Black woman, she creates art to give others a sense of empowerment and confidence. Her goals are to diversify the media, support local arts movements and show black and brown women the God within them.

PS // We booked this show ourselves. We are forever inspired by the force of passion.

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Feb
10
2:00 PM14:00

Death by Audio's Winter Drone

Last year, we hosted a 12-Hour Drone show at H0L0 featuring over 40 local musicians. This year, we're doing it again at Secret Project Robot.

From 2pm to midnight we'll host a Winter Drone Show at Secret Project Robot where musicians will rotate in and play in one-hour intervals.

The drone won't stop for 10 hours. Drop in, zone out, play some games. Cover is $10.

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Testify
Feb
9
to Feb 10

Testify


TESTIFY is aimed at distilling the frenetic energies of New York into a rhizome of vibration, a chance to move, a dance exploration by your local sound-bodies SYANIDE and DIN//VOID. 

Skyshaker
https://soundcloud.com/skylaurr_rauthkeaux

Phoneg1rl
https://soundcloud.com/phoneg1rl

Axine M
https://soundcloud.com/ccarbonccopy

No Intimate
https://soundcloud.com/nointimate

615
https://soundcloud.com/6-15-99

ReefHimself
https://soundcloud.com/dontsayanything

& your hosts 
SYANIDE
https://soundcloud.com/idkyoudontouchme

DIN//VOID
https://soundcloud.com/dinvoiddddd

FREE BEFORE 12
$10 after 

In an effort to create a space where all people feel safe we do not tolerate:

Violence
Non-Consensual Touching
Racist, Homophobic, Transphobic, Sexist or Other Discriminatory Language

If someone says or does anything to make you feel uncomfortable let either syanide, Din//Void (who will be wearing neon wrist-bands) bartenders, security or door staff know and we can help you.

please keep phone usage on and around the dance-floor to a minimum

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The Anchoress Syndicate Presents: My Smutty Valentine
Feb
5
9:00 PM21:00

The Anchoress Syndicate Presents: My Smutty Valentine

Come embrace the infinite pleasures of the transmogrified flesh. Come swap your keys and recalibrate your cock rings. Come all ye unfaithful to the moist window of our metaphysical boudoir.

Come reactivate your Grindr profile at the edge of Valhalla. Come dripping in leather and lace. Come bearing the ripe fruits of your inner Pornotopia.

Come...twice.

The Anchoress Syndicate is proud to present our 2nd annual My Smutty Valentine.

Unleash the unmitigated discharge of your wildest fantasies.
At Secret Project Robot, 1186 Broadway, Brooklyn, NY 11211, February 5th.

*NOW ACCEPTING TOTAL SUBMISSION*
*NOW ACCEPTING TOTAL SUBMISSION*
*NOW ACCEPTING TOTAL SUBMISSION*

Poets/Performers/Artists/Musicians: Send proposals and indecent propositions of all kinds to anchoress.syndicate@gmail.com by January 18.

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Headless Statue, The Convincing Actor, DJSTACEYBLOODTRANSFUSIOn+
Feb
4
8:00 PM20:00

Headless Statue, The Convincing Actor, DJSTACEYBLOODTRANSFUSIOn+

AMPHORA PRESENTS:

Headless Statue, Heaven Limousine, DJ STACEY BLOOD TRANSFUSION, The Convincing Actor

$8, Secret Project Robot, 2/4

Heaven Limousine

Alice Alice!!
https://soundcloud.com/alice-aster

Headless Statue

Francis Patrick of Big French, Moth Eggs, Jacques Le Coque alternating between crab fugue pop and noise (in the style of the excellent label, Tall Tapes)
https://talltapes.bandcamp.com/album/planet-nightfall

The Convincing Actor
https://theconvincingactor2.bandcamp.com/
"I HAVE NOT BEEN CREATED. HOWEVER, I HAVE BEEN CREATED IN ORDER TO PROVIDE SOME CATHARSIS FOR THOSE IN NEED, SHOULD I BE CAPABLE OF SUCH. IT HAS BEEN DONE FOR ME, AND SO I WILL FUNCTION AS A MEMBER OF SOME CYCLIC STRIVE FOR THE RELEASE OF BEAUTIFUL ENERGY."

DJ Stacey Blood Transfusion
https://djstaceybloodtransfusion.bandcamp.com/
RAW, CHAOTIC, YET SINCERE

(TBA)

$8

ANOTHER ARTIST COMING SOON! DESCRIPTIONS COMING SOON! SHOW COMING SOON! GOOD TIMES COMING SOON! ENDTIMES COMING SOON!

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Jan
31
9:00 PM21:00

Funneled Smoke - Innocence Project Benefit Show and Record Fair

Funneled Smoke is back at Secret Project Robot for an event to raise funds for the Innocence Project which exonerates the wrongly convicted through DNA testing and reforms the criminal justice system to prevent future injustice.

https://www.innocenceproject.org

We'll be setting up a donation based (pay what you wish) record fair with titles donated by.

No Fun Productions
Sweat Equity
Kayla Guthrie
and more labels TBA.

There are hundreds of No Fun Records and CD's available so bring a bag and pay whatever can.

Performances by -

System Preferences
Alien D
Humanweb
Matthew Ryals
Longer
Sandhogs

Live Video by Night Shift Nurse

Free Admission and Free Arcade Games All Night

Secret Project Robot
1186 Broadway

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New Cinema Club
Jan
27
7:00 PM19:00

New Cinema Club

Join New Cinema Club at Secret Project Robot for a curated hour of new short films from contemporary and local filmmakers!

Sunday // Jan. 27th
Doors: 7:30pm
Show: 8pm
Filmmaker Q&A to follow

Featuring films by:

Amber Noe
Adinah Dancyger
Jesse Thurston
Emily Ann Hoffman

~ $5 Suggested Donation at the door ~

A bit of backstory:
Cinema Club was a monthly screening series that ran from 2011-2016, providing an ongoing, supportive venue for emerging filmmakers to share their work. New Cinema Club picks up where the old CC left off, as both a real world showcase and an online platform for inspiring contemporary cinema. While based in New York City, we welcome films from all over.

www.newcinema.club

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DisCakes: EarthEater x Tripp Jones x Kai The Black Angel
Jan
26
11:50 PM23:50

DisCakes: EarthEater x Tripp Jones x Kai The Black Angel

We're bringing you ecstasy on January 26th, 2019 with a very special line up brought to you by @discakesnyc ♥

Please join us at @secretprojectrobot from 12 AM- late with

live performances by:
Eartheater
TrippJones

DJ sets by:
Pauli Cakes
Angelitos Negros @kaitheblackangel
Marley Marl @djshemarleymarl
Satori Sinclair@princespeggie

Gogo dancing:
@tacobelldsl Kyra Cherie

Flash tattoos by:
@methcakes


Hosted by:

@rbatzz Rebecca Brosnan
@sermon3 S3R
@kencocorp Ashlee Valle
Shanita Bump
@julianxcamilo Julian Camilo Hernandez
@zunicastilo
@angelactivity Andy Boyce
@3arabiiiamiia
@unik0rn_piss Connor Eitner
@frankconsent Genesis Adams
@ladysafii

Please purchase ticket $10 - $20 sliding scale

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/discakes-x-spr-feat-eartheater-tripp-jones-kai-the-black-angel-more-tickets-54902425633?aff=ebdssbdestsearch

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Jah Division Record release and reunion
Jan
26
8:00 AM08:00

Jah Division Record release and reunion

Jah Division

A supergroup born of Brooklyn’s early 21st century DIY scene, Jäh Division’s sole 2004 12-inch Dub Will Tear Us Apart earned them an instant infamy for their psychedelic dub interpretations of Joy Division classics. Featuring members of Home and Oneida and recorded in the literal shadow of the Williamsburg Bridge, Jäh Division grew from a joke between roommates Brad Truax and Barry London into a rolling improv collective that included members of Animal Collective and Oneida, among others.

Expanded with 5 extra songs--3 from the original session, 2 from a scrapped album--Dub Will Tear Us Apart… Again is the sound of Manchester beamed into Brooklyn by way of the Black Ark, all linked by some intercosmic hook-up in the depths of Barry London's Space Echo tape loop. Recorded by the core Jäh Division quartet, the original release--part of Social Registry’s 12-inch series-- featured London on vintage keyboards, Truax on bass, Home’s Chris Millstein on drums, and Oneida’s Kid Millions on Barry’s collection of synth percussion, including trash-salvaged electronic drum pads, run through dubby delays and effects and a Farfisa reverb tank.

Residents of free103point9--a combination micro-casting FM radio station, performance space, and residential loft with back windows overlooking the Williamsburg Bridge's Brooklyn-side descent--Brad and Barry had real bands with real ambitions. Both had spent months sweating hard hours over albums with Home and Dan Melchior's Broke Revue -- both albums destined to remain never-properly-released after falling into wormholes of music biz malarkey. Jäh Division was, as the original 12-inch label put it, "a good smoke and a joke." But it quickly became much more.

Drafting in Home drummer Chris Millstein on the night of their first show, and Oneida drummer Kid Millions shortly thereafter, Jäh Division found its expression in London's collection of strange and/or vintage gear, from the Roland RS-09 that triggered the original joke to the Realistic Concertmate MG-1, a Moog once sold at Radio Shack. Recorded by London on a reel-to-reel, the one-day session in the free103point9 performance space is the sound of Williamsburg just as the mania began. Jäh Division became an on-call North Brooklyn party band featuring the core quartet, plus rotating pals from Oneida, Animal Collective, Awesome Color, White Magic, and almost always a guy named Stony Tony on the congas.

A second session at Oneida's Ocropolis studio featuring a London/Truax/Millions trio never yielded a proposed full-length, and the band's attendant parts eventually got too busy to heed Jäh's call more than once in a while. Never officially disbanding, either, the live iteration would continue to convene every year or three, though rarely with the full core quartet. Dripping, weird, and ricocheting, Dub Will Tear Us Apart… Again is a document of four serious musicians staying true to their instincts in the face of extreme absurdity. Get irie, get spooked, and conjure Jäh Division again now from their component vibrations.

Also featuring


Mourning [A] BLKstar

WE ARE MOURNING [A] BLKSTAR


We are a multi-generational, gender and genre non-conforming amalgam of Black Culture dedicated to servicing the stories and songs of the apocalyptic diaspora.

THE BAND

RA Washington - keys/production/vocals
James Longs - vocals
Kyle Kidd - vocals
LaToya Kent - vocals
Dante Foley - drums
Peter Saudek - drums
Theresa May - trumpet
William Washington - trombone
Andersiin - synth noise

Collaborators:
Ahmadeus Kafari - keys/vibes

jah division poster 2 IG.jpg
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