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The Anchoress Syndicate Presents: My Smutty Valentine

Come embrace the infinite pleasures of the transmogrified flesh. Come swap your keys and recalibrate your cock rings. Come all ye unfaithful to the moist window of our metaphysical boudoir.

Come reactivate your Grindr profile at the edge of Valhalla. Come dripping in leather and lace. Come bearing the ripe fruits of your inner Pornotopia.

Come...twice.

The Anchoress Syndicate is proud to present our 2nd annual My Smutty Valentine.

Unleash the unmitigated discharge of your wildest fantasies.
At Secret Project Robot, 1186 Broadway, Brooklyn, NY 11211, February 5th.

*NOW ACCEPTING TOTAL SUBMISSION*
*NOW ACCEPTING TOTAL SUBMISSION*
*NOW ACCEPTING TOTAL SUBMISSION*

Poets/Performers/Artists/Musicians: Send proposals and indecent propositions of all kinds to anchoress.syndicate@gmail.com by January 18.